I blame it on Ellen. It’s all her fault. Every day after school, I watch about fifteen minutes of Ellen before going to swim practice. Recently, Justin Bieber was on the show and performed “Sorry” from his new album:
In the span of his two minute performance, I go from this:
to this:
This is bad. Very bad. I distinctly remember 6th grade when this was what all the girls were going crazy over:
I remember saying my 6th grade self going: “Ew! He sounds like a girl!” I insisted I was never going to be a Belieber. But then came…
And then…
And I’m over here like…
Or maybe a bit more like
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STOP IT JUSTIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Ok, ok, actually don’t stop. But seriously though. How did this happen?????
Whatever kind of puberty you got you need to share with the guys at my school. Kaythanksbye.
